#when up against crazy little mfs who fly from platform to platform like they’re walking on air

[afurtivecake]

had a dream where exy was an even crazier sport. instead of combining lacrosse and hockey, it combines lacrosse and parkour. instead of being totally flat on the ground, it’s played with thick foam platforms suspended from the ceiling. and players can jump from platform to platform and even use the wall as the surface to jump off of. basically it introduces the element of vertical movement to exy where players are prioritizing agility rather than power. contact is only allowed if you’ve got both feet on the ground. the goal is basically a large pot you have to fling the ball into. the goalkeepers have to defend this goal from ALL angles. when above the ground, you’re only allow to carry the ball one step; you HAVE to pass. that is, unless you’ve stolen the ball from your opponent, in which case you are allowed to carry the ball no more than five steps. Defense mainly stays on the ground. also, in my dream it was a sport played predominantly by women.